Two best joke don't laugh alone guys

U CHEMISTRY and his brother,
PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announce the death of
their
father, MATHEMATICS who died in a
serious
calculation on blackboard road of
chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will
design
and decorate the coffin
,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his wife
COMMERCE have pledged to
provide
food and
transport for the mourners while
C.R.K and I.R.S will pray for the soul of
the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late MATHEMATICS to the mourners
while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell
the
mourners the disease that killed the late
Mathematics, but somebody said i
must sue
his dead body for the money he
borrowed
from me ,,,,, PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??
[11:31AM, 7/30/2016] Aba9ice: U try
[10:09PM, 7/30/2016] Amhed Gafar: When Uche was in SS3, his
teacher always yelled at him, calling him a waste of conception, time and space and a sure failure in life”.
One day, poor Uche’s grandma came to school to check out
how her grandson was doing.
The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Uche would be a total waste of time and money.
The grandma, shocked at the teacher’s remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later ****
The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery and only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practising in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure.
Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed.
Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn’t. She struggled, she fought hard-Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong.
Eventually, it was found out that it was our dear Uche (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady’s oxygen machine to connect his phone charger.
Wait ooo!… Don’t tell me that you Thought that Uche became the doctor?
Lol If I hear….dis is not Nollywood.!! Uche
no know book period!!… How was your day?

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